Lisa kicked. She did not aim for the groin—she aimed for the shin. She hit the coffee table instead. The ceramic bowl on top of the table shattered. In her recoil, she back-kicked with her heel and connected squarely with the family Golden Retriever, who yelped and ran into the kitchen, knocking over the recycling bin.
Mark screamed. The boys screamed (from laughter). Lisa, realizing she had just bitten her husband, let go, stumbled backward, and fell into the fireplace hearth, taking a family photo of the three of them to the floor with her. when teaching stepmom self defense goes wrong full
Mark stood in front of Lisa and said, "Okay, put your hands up. I’m going to grab your shoulders. You push my chin." Lisa kicked