And if your girlfriend is everyone’s toilet, for the love of all that is holy—pull the handle on the relationship, not on her. This article is a work of speculative satire. If you are in an emotionally abusive relationship, please seek real help, not repackaged entertainment.
So here is the final, final repack: put the phrase down. Walk away from the lifestyle. Find a love that doesn’t need a warning label about plumbing. my girlfriend is everyone39s toilet bitch final repack
The comment section was a war zone. Half called it abuse. The other half asked for repacked merchandise: “Toilet Girlfriend” enamel pins and a downloadable “boundaries-flushing” calendar. And if your girlfriend is everyone’s toilet, for