That is your green light.
A real, organic, amazing hostel is usually poorly marketed. Their website looks like it was built in 2004. Their photos are blurry. Their reviews mention "grumpy cat at reception" and "stairs are annoying." fake hostel wish makers
You arrive at 4:00 PM. The receptionist barely looks up from their phone. You notice the "game room" is a broken foosball table in a hallway. The "rooftop bar" is a locked fire escape. You are surrounded by other confused, betrayed travelers sitting in silence, all victims of the same fake promises. That is your green light