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"Honey, I think we need to unplug. Let’s go camping! Just the two of us." You: "Great. Just us. Women. Trees. Peace." Mom, picking up her phone: "Oh, I also invited Jessica (or insert annoying friend’s name here). Her mom said she needs to touch grass."

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And despite everything—the snoring, the skinwalker panic, the cold hot dogs—you nod. Because camping with mom and your annoying friend ruins everything. But sometimes, it ruins everything in the exact right way. If your keyword was actually something else (e.g., "...Who Has a Crush on Mom" or "...Who Sleepwalks"), the same rules apply: bring extra snacks, a sense of humor, and the knowledge that annoying people make the best stories later. "Honey, I think we need to unplug

You do not sleep. You lie on your inflatable mattress—which Alex accidentally deflated while trying to "fluff it"—and stare at the tent ceiling, fantasizing about your own bedroom, your weighted blanket, and the sweet silence of solitude. Sunrise comes. Your mom wakes up refreshed and annoying chipper. Just us

You eat a granola bar in the woods, alone, pretending to look for firewood just to get away from the conversation about Alex’s "chakra alignment." To salvage the trip, your mom rents a kayak. A tandem kayak. You have to share with Alex.

Every time you dip your paddle, Alex screams, "OH MY GOD, YOU GOT WATER ON MY SHIRT. IT’S LINEN."

Your mom insists on using a fire starter block that expired in 1998. Alex insists they are a "pyro expert" because they once lit a candle. You just want a hot dog.