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The Characters of U.B.Funkeys

Series 1 - Wave 1

Series 1 - Wave 2

Series 2 - Funkiki Island

Speed Racer Series
Cannonball Taylor

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 1

Series 3 - Dream State Chat Funkeys

Series 3 - Dream State Wave 2

Series 4 - Hidden Realm

Funkeystown Adventure Pack
Mayor Sayso
Master Lox
Henchmen

Funkiki Island Adventure Pack
Jerry Pearl
The Pineapple King
Funkiki Native

SDCC 2008 Exclusive
Dot

Unreleased Funkeys

Taejo
Bandit


Dude Theft Wars 0.1 May 2026

In the vast ocean of mobile gaming, few titles have managed to carve out a niche as distinct as Dude Theft Wars . Known for its chaotic humor, ragdoll physics, and unapologetic parody of the open-world genre, the game has amassed millions of downloads. But every legend has a beginning. For fans and collectors, one version stands as the holy grail of glitchy, nostalgic mayhem: Dude Theft Wars 0.1 .

So go ahead. Find that old .apk. Load it up on a dusty Android tablet. Punch a random citizen. Watch him glitch through the Earth’s core. And smile—because this is where the legend began. Have you played Dude Theft Wars 0.1? Share your glitch stories in the comments below. And for more retro mobile deep dives, subscribe to our newsletter. Dude Theft Wars 0.1

But for the purists? The 0.1 build remains the definitive edition—where every glitch was a feature, and every play session generated a unique, shareable story. If you are a modern gamer seeking 60fps, 4K textures, and fluid combat, Dude Theft Wars 0.1 will disappoint you. It is ugly, broken, and unstable. In the vast ocean of mobile gaming, few


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