A Rider Needs No Pants New Official

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So boot up your game. Take off your pants. And ride like no one is watching—because they definitely will be. And they will clip it. And that clip will get a million views. a rider needs no pants new

By Alex "Nomad" Rivera | Updated for 2026 Trends Have a pantsless gaming story

The answer, dear rider, is blowing in the wind. Specifically, the wind on your bare legs at 120 miles per hour. is blowing in the wind. Specifically

The developer famously refused to patch it, tweeting: "It’s not a bug. A rider truly needs no pants."

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